She’s the one that might not have showered because she’s
doing a two-a-day. Her skin is shining. She is constantly smiling; they call it
a yoga glow. Did I say she is a
confident, badass spiritual ganster? When she walks around she is a living yoga
practice, she is thinking about inversions and might just throw one up in the
middle of Rainbow Row.
Don’t date a yoga
girl. She is intense. The usual
baseline conversation won’t suffice. She want’s to hear substance. Her soul
craves to shine her light on everyone she meets. She isn’t perfect, but she’s
learned no one is.
Don’t date a yoga
girl because she doesn’t do drama. She won’t listen to your bullshit. She
is busy living in the moment and letting things go. There are more important
ways to spend your time. . . like maybe not thinking all the time.
Chances are, she has
been through something. Or she is finding that something she needs to
release, to change, to open. She is on a journey. She invests in yoga for the
greater purpose. For the mind, body, soul connection.
Don’t date a yoga
girl. She is addicted to something, and it isn’t you. She spends more of
her time in the studio, on the mat, and on her hands than waiting for your
phone call. She’s working on loving herself before she’s worried about loving
you. She’s not egotistical, she’s only realized that in order to be at peace
that is the first step.
Don’t date a yoga
girl for she surges with spontaneity. She doesn’t want to laze around, she
already sits in chair pose enough. She wants to experience more than anything
else. She isn’t taking life seriously, she drops judgment at the door.
Don’t date a yoga
girl as she does mistakes. She’s learned that part of growing entails
falling. Falling on your ass. Falling on your face. Falling all over the damn
place. So while you might still be holding on to something, she’s already
dropped it.
She will never stop
loving. She honors the light, love, truth, beauty and peace within
everyone, because it is also within her. She knows what true passion is. And if
you stop talking to her eyes, she’s not going to stick around. She doesn’t deal
with people who don’t make her happy. She’s totally confident and cool with
going back to her yoga-wife.
So I say never date a yoga girl-but really do whatever you
want. Because that’s what life’s about. I just thought this would be
entertaining and make you chuckle.
PS. She’s also been thinking this whole time the title
should be “Don’t Date a Yogini”, but she’s not going to pass judgment if you
don’t know what that is.
Inspired by Why You Should Date A Girl Who Practices Yoga and the viral original Don't Date a Girl Who Travels.
